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Inglorious Bastards -
"Well, that’s a perty excitin’ story…"
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
Tangram map of the world
by Michael Tompsett
Related: Tangram map of the USA
A personal message from Liam Neeson to President Putin.
Shit Americans say according to Japanese students
At first glance, it looks like there’s some serious Photoshop trickery going on in these photos, but in fact, they were produced using one of the oldest techniques in the book: camera obscura!
Massachusetts-based photographer Abelardo Morell has been creating photos with the antique process since 1991, so he’s what we’d call a pro.
via Lens Culture
Breathe, 2009, marble, 22.5 x 25 x 4.5 inches
Kirby’s beach adventure day~!
He does not trust the waves. We got him close a few times, but then he just flopped down into the sand as a corgipillar and looked dramatically sad until we came back to him.
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.
7. Albus Severus is a stupid name
This whole dialogue sequence
must have been so much fun to write.