COSMO SEX TIP #8329 

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

catsfurever:

so i found this really awesome blue-grey paper at school this week and i doodled this :333

thestarsburnedmyeyes:

alloneecole:

iriseirise:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Im dead.

“Oh that’s so sexy you’re licking that sharp stiletto that’s also walked all around town and shoving it up your vagina to catch another std.” lol

That was hilarious.

99lions:

Smeared Skies by Matt Molloy

Matt busted out into the art scene with his smeared sky photos. Stacking 100 to 200 photos into one, he gave a new way to enjoy the view above us. 

mpdrolet:

Hollywood, 2001

Maurizio Cattelan

tastemygayrainbow:

if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg