May 2013
tastemygayrainbow:
if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
macarena-of-time:
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
cooldadbutts:
fffcuk:
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
beyoncebeytwice:
i think about amanda bynes a lot
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
