izzetheking: I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like wow you’re probably a really cool guy because you’re buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.
followprophetsnotprofits: 50 Cent is known as 40 Million in Zimbabwe
Me: How can I be appealing to high school boys?
Madison: I don't know, be dumb.
To everyone harboring rage over certain athletes not getting gold… Are you in the Olympics? No. Stop using your energy to scream at the hard working people that have basically dedicated their lives to the 2 minutes you just watched from your couch. They’re clearly not 100% happy they didn’t get gold, but they did their god damn best.
fish-d: eMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT AMON WAS AND KORRA NOW AND AANG AND AHHHHH