gunxshots:

Lmao he nodded like “Hell nah….Enjoy your Day.”

lacigreen:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

You’re a douche bag.

jebiwonkenobi:

and-rohan-will-answer:

scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

you piece of shit.

#welcome to english #where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter

chamblee dunwoody selfies

get-raptured:

likeafieldmouse:

Chad Wys - At the Museum (2010)

these are so frustrating

tuckfheman:

The Fed thinks this is funny

shout-fire:

Let’s go home, #legs. (at MARTA - Georgia State Station)

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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slay-z:

yes, i am dead-ass serious when i say protect Lil B at all costs

everthorned:

this is the best news article heading ive ever seen